*    How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?
         -Davey Havok
 

*    Fan: Davey, you look sexy
      Davey: *smirks* Davey always looks sexy.
         -Davey Havok
 

*    My name is Davey and I am an alcoholic.
         -Davey Havok
 

*    Question: Why are you guys so awesome?
       Davey: Fuzzy creatures.
         -Davey Havok
 
 

*    My ideal girl should be smart, drug free, and hot. People say its not important but it is.....she can't hate me
        either.
          -Davey Havok
 

*    Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.
           - Jade Puget
 

*    I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn and some had checks by them, some had stars, some were underlined but I already new how to play them so I threw that damn crappy crap-ass piece of dumb binder paper in the damn garbage.
          - Jade Puget
 

*     Jade Puget : People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this"
        Hunter Burgan : That and Dave's pants
        Davey Havok : Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants.
 
 
 

*     I'm just the drummer, man. -Adam
 

*     (Jade begins poking Hunter) Hunter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
         Jade: I got tired of poking Adam, so now i'm poking you.
         Hunter: Did you give him that hair band?
         Fan: Yes
         Hunter: Bad, bad fan!!
 

*     (On Loveline, the radio show) Guys, it's like  a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his butt? A BOX?! couldn't you like find a carrot or something?? -Davey
 

*     "I'm Pencil Girl!" -Davey
 
 

<<<~^~*~^~*~^  Take me home or i'll shoot you. yep.